Stuck in His Penis

By Bill Lumbergh

This is a true story that took place back in 1998 in Glencoe, IL. Steven Sofuched was just sitting on his couch after finishing his first semester at Harvey Mudd college. He dozed off for hours daydreaming….. thinking about his future in science. When he woke up it was not because noise….or light….it was an awful odor…..one that was all too familiar…the room was far darker than normal.

All of the sudden Steven Sofucked senior could be heard screaming ……….Steven junior could hear his father’s voice echoing all over the place. His father screamed, “I don’t believe this….Steven is stuck in his penis……I’m a doctor…..but this is really ffffd up and I truly have no explanation….how could this be?”

His mom had this to say, “He was kind of an a-hole……he deserves this…and yes, it is fnnnn funny and I am telling all of my friends as well as his…..but I do love him and hope he returns…andddd post!”

Later that day Steven jumped out of his urethra and his full body expanded back on the couch where he had been sleeping. 3 years later he became a Urologist. Still today what happened he can’t explain and either can the Cleveland clinic. His friend at Harvey Mudd had this to say, “We did some crazy ass shit in the labs at Harvey Mudd…….when I get out of jail I can share more…….yes, the food isn’t bad here and two guys keep looking at me……however, I do have the secret ingredients to put those guys up their penis….it’s on and gonna happen!”