Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Students are Salaried

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After Madi completed 5th grade she was totally and completely irate. After her first 5 years of elementary school, she realized she was working for free. Madi had this to say, “Teachers keep piling on the work…..and I was thinking, shouldn’t I get paid if I am working…..my mom and dad get paid…..a group of my besties and I got together and formed a class action lawsuit for lost wages from first grade thru 5th grade…..we won!”

Today Madi and her friends each make six figures going to school and if they have to stay after school they get paid overtime. Madi also negotiated a year-end bonus  which teachers don’t even get. Her English teacher Ms. Crabtree had this to say, “Oh, I quit teaching…..I work for Madi now and so does  Mrs. Rapp and Mrs. Duddas…even Mr. Rossi joined the crew!”

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