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Studies Show Fish is Not Healthy

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A recent study has concluded that we should not eat fish. All of our lives, science and many nutritionist have suggested we eat fish and take fish oil for a multitude of  health reasons.

Doctor Bambrish of Boston had this to say, “Stop eating fish….there is many reasons I have concluded this….and some make more sense that others….the main reason, it tastes like shit and it makes you smell bad…have you ever been in a house that smelled like fish and said…..wow, it sure smells great in here….and fish oil makes you bleed more…horrible……when I get a blood test every year, they need a team of doctors to make sure I don’t bleed out….damn fish oil screws everything up!!”

We are in the process of working with the FDA to learn more.

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