Stupid Laws Volume 2.0

It’s time for another edition of Ridiculously Stupid US Laws!

This is a 100% factual article… you can’t even make this shit up.

Auto:

• In Denver, Colorado it is against the law to drive a black car on Sundays.
• It is illegal to run out of gas in Youngstown, Ohio.
• It is illegal to drive blindfolded in Alabama.
• In Illinois it is illegal to drive without a steering wheel (and very difficult, as well).
• Massachusetts makes it against the law to drive with a gorilla in your back seat. The front seat is fine, though.
• It is illegal to not have windshield wipers on your vehicle in Texas. But it is NOT illegal to drive without a windshield.

What Goes in Your Mouth:

• In Louisiana it is not legal to send or consume an unsolicited pizza. Sending a surprise pizza to someone or eating said pizza will garner a $500 fine.
• In Vermont, women must get written permission from their husbands to get false teeth.
• In Chesapeake City, Virginia it is illegal for teens over 14 and adults to consume Halloween candy in public on October 31^st (Halloween).
• You will pay heavily in Gainesville, Georgia if you are caught eating fried chicken with utensils. Whether in public or at home, finger-licking good is the law of the land.

Animals:

• In Arizona you will be heavily fined if a donkey is found sleeping in your bathtub.
• You will receive a ticket in Indiana if you are riding a horse moving faster than 7 miles per hour.
• On Friday the 13^th, in French Lick Springs, Indiana, you will be fined $200 if your black cat is not wearing a bell.
• It is illegal to poach Sasquatch in Washington state. Under the Sasquatch Protection and Refuge Act of 1991, Sasquatch has been named as an endangered species and therefore cannot be hunted.

Additional Miscellaneous Stupid Laws:

• Arkansas – Illegal to mispronounce the name of the state. The only acceptable pronunciation is 3-syllables: “Ar – Kan – Saw”.
• Connecticut – Illegal to sell pickles unless the pickle has a consistency that will allow it to actually bounce from the height of one foot. Otherwise, the Connecticut Food and Drug Commission will fine eateries or stores selling “flat” pickles.
• Florida – Illegal to sell your children. (Damn the luck!)
• Maine – Illegal to advertise on tombstones (You will not see “Here lies Manny Franks… Brought to you by North Shore Adult Diapers”).
• North Dakota – It is illegal in 14 counties to have fireworks displays after dark.
• Rhode Island – Impersonating an Auctioneer is punishable with a $100 fine.
• Tennessee – Illegal to panhandle without a license. This law is punishable by a $10 fine… just think about that.

AND LASTLY…

• In South Carolina it is illegal to dance on Sundays (Someone get Kevin Bacon on this… STAT!!!).