Summer of Oych

Kids are finally done with the school year and are enjoying one of the hottest summers on record. Kids are starting to label this the summer of Oych. Kyle Devonshire, a a popular junior to be at Southside High, explains why this is the summer of Oych, “It is so Oyching hot this summer that you can’t do crap outside during the day except fry an egg on the sidewalk and I actually did that.  Tommorow we are going to bake a cake inside my friend’s car, it’s going to be so OYCHING cool. Unfortunately for my buddies and I we love to play basketball outside and now it is so hot that my biddy boys down below sweat so much they stick to my thighs. Let’s just say it is so OYCHING painful later in the day when I have to peel my boys from my legs. I have given up on playing outside and my friends and I are volunteering at the Ice rink down the block. It is so Oych there, we love it there. It is so cool there figuratively and literally speaking that you can feel the Oych in the air. It is so cold inside the rink that my jiggly nibles almost climb inside my abdomen and there is no pain and no sticking at the end of the day. So, in case you are wondering if this is the best time of our lives, all I have to say is, Oych yes, it is!