Super Bowl Location Moved
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After further discussions, the Super Bowl this year has been moved. This was an unexpected last second move, however it has been finalized. The big game will be being played in Greenland. The second choice was in Northbrook, Illinois at the Village Green. Nobody expected this, however all the talk of Greenland being part of the US has now become the destination. Additionally, the game will be played on a large sheet of ice for no reason that makes any sense to the players or the game itself.
We spoke with one Seahawks player who wanted to remain nameless and here is what he had to say, “I heard It is so cold there that all animal surgeries are performed outside to avoid anesthesia…………definitely bringing both my neighbors dogs……. was really hoping the location was in Northbrook to get me some Little Louie’s“.
