Tom Stephenson’s wife hates driving so much she has convinced her husband to move her and the family to Afghanistan. Katie Stephenson would complain non-stop about having to drive her 3 kids to school and to their afternoon activities. According to Tom, “Katie just gave up and said she couldn’t take it anymore and has […]
JD Vance was recently in Rock Mount, North Carolina speaking at a convention. During the opening of his speech he stated clearly that he is a they/them. When asked about this sensitive subject, here is what JD (they/them) had to say, “My pronouns are they/them. I have no idea what that means and I suck […]
RFK Jr the head of Health and Human Services is set to make an announcement regarding his plan for improving school lunches. It has been decided that all school lunch programs must include McDonald items on their menu. A spokesperson from the department who wished to remain anonymous explained, “While having lunch on Airforce One […]