WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump delivered the longest State of the Union in modern history Tuesday night, clocking in at 108 minutes, roughly 103 of which were devoted to vibes. “Inflation is plummeting,” Trump declared confidently. “It’s plummeting so hard you can’t even see it anymore. It’s below the ground. Historic plummet. Probably the best […]
WASHINGTON – Fresh questions about President Trump’s mental sharpness emerged this week after he was asked about the Epstein files and instead delivered an impassioned monologue about windmills emotionally destabilizing marine life. “We’re talking about files, and nobody talks about windmills,” Trump said during a meeting with European officials. “They’re driving the whales loco. Totally […]
WASHINGTON — What began as a standard White House press briefing turned into a live psychological endurance test after CNN’s Kaitlan Collins decided she had, in fact, brought receipts. “Mr. President,” Collins began calmly, “Americans are wondering why every press conference turns into a rant about windmills, shower heads, or how much you love the […]