Take Off Your Clothes

The heatwave that is taking place throughout the US has caused many companies to make changes during the summer months. One companies changes is much more drastic than the rest and MPL is sharing the story. San Francisco based Silicone Love, a tech-based company is trying to accommodate its employees as the temperature is rising. Bob “Feel Good” Goodman explained, “You’ve heard of take your kids to work week, well we’ve adjusted a made it take your clothes off week. People are getting hot and we are allowing for them to adjust by removing some or all of their clothes. So far, only the guys have taken advantage of this program and Barbara Down in billing. We think we are ahead of the curve with this idea. We feel that by allowing our employees to remove their clothes, we are allowing them to think more freely because they feel less restrictive. So far, our team has come up with great ideas and sales are up 10% for the days we have implemented the no clothes days. We did have to replace our copy machine after someone started making copies of their ass and passing it around the office. Greg in accounting is an idiot and didn’t realize that his butt cheek birth mark was easily identifiable, especially since he loves to do naked jaunts around the office.”

Word on the street is that they are trying to encourage woman to join in the no clothes policy by offering a bonus to those that partake in the program. Since word has gotten out, employment applications have gone up 250%. Sure, 99% of the applications received are for men and an influx of college and high school boys to work as paid interns has quadrupled.