Target is Proud to Open New Locations in Walmart

Come holiday time, you can expect a big change in the retail sector. Target has 9 kiosk stores expected to open right inside of Walmart. We spoke with store ops RVP leader David Shmeddy and here is what he had to say, “The strategy was to open new locations where there is already foot traffic…….I whispered to the EVP of store ops (he likes it when I whisper)…..let’s just open stores inside of Walmart and undercut on every costs we can….genius!” We spoke with senior leadership at Walmart and here is what they had to say, “Well, on the outside this makes no sense…..on the inside it is perfect…..as a company, we intend to tell customers that the folks at Target are saying Alkaseltzer can be used as a suppository…..we have no idea what the relevance is of that statement….but it should be good for business!” On  good note, Walmart is encouraging all customers to dress in full football pads (and cleats). Store security stated at a most recent press conference, “We want to make the shopping experience safer and for customers to be prepared for the new crazy shopping experience at Walmart….well, always was crazy, but the pads should help!”