Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Smart technologies are taking over the world from Smartphones to artificial intelligence. Recently I spoke with a genius straight out of Phoenix community college to discuss this trend.  Johnny Dumas, recent Phoenix community college graduate and self-proclaimed genius explained technology advancements and where they might be headed.  Johnny said, “So much of what we do on a daily basis can now be done on a smartphone. You can work from home on your phone and even run a zoom meeting straight from this device. So much work can get done, I am positive that one day you will even be even able to use the smartphone to make a phone call. Smartwatches are here to stay; I mean how else can anyone see who is texting them without having to grab your phone. These watches even can send back a text when you want it to, the possibilities are endless. I bet one day you will be able to do things like start your car, turn on your stove, run your sex doll and even tell time with these things.”

It turns out just because you buy a smart device, doesn’t necessarily make you a smart person. Buying the right device like the Samsung Active 2, which does an excellent job of tracking workouts and sleep can make your hard work payoff and in turn make you a smarter consumer, unlike dumb ass Dumas.

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