Ted Kaczynski and Jeffery Dahmer…..Divine Intervention

Few knew Ted Kaczynski and Jeffery Dahmer were super tight friends. Several planned trips together all across the country scoping out land for investments (locations to bury bodies across the US). During that time, both put together a deal where they were co-owners of a restaurant. The customer base was full of new customer acquisition (mainly because each day all the customers were slaughtered by Jeff and blown up in the dumpster by “Teddie”). This went on for years, however the restaurant “Tasty Bones” closed its doors this past week. The reason being is Dahmer is dead and Ted recently passed away. Here is what Ted’s dog had to say, “Raknow….Red ras a willy nice why….I mean guy…….he wugged me so tight wonce that I almost blew up…..and Jefferie gave my toes a massage with his tongue…it stopped when that asshole tried to eat me in one bite….not acceptable….smaller pieces and chew your food!”