Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Teenager Grows into Baby Status

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David and Leah Yungo realized that raising children had its own set of challenges. They decided when each of their children turned 16 they would immediately do everything they could to regress  their development. The list goes down on all the major changes they made with their son Ricardo Montalbon Yungo when he turned 16:

  • Shave his hair down, but leave some strands of hair
  • Shave all body hair off
  • Create small wrinkles on his forehead and temples with daily makeup sessions
  • Take a medicine that would make his voice much higher like a little kid
  • Teach him baby talk and other jargon that made him appear much younger

The Yungo’s loved Ricardo and just wanted to preserve his youth and childhood (forever). One neighbor named Todd B had this to say, “I am not going to lie, this is pretty fffd up……here I am reading Vogue magazine at my house and I see this 16 year old helping his mom pump milk….for him…all the bottles were labeled “Ricardo”…..when I see him outside shooting hoops…always sucking his fnnn thumb….and he once called me Toddie…..other than that, great kid and wonderful parents!”

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