The 5th Dentist

4 out 5 dentists agree on pretty much everything, what toothpaste whitens best, what gum cleans your teeth most effectively. MediaPub.Live has done the research and we have finally uncovered who the 5^th dentist who agrees with absolutely nobody. That dentist is Marvin Nussbaum DDS and we reached out to him for comment, but he would not agree to talk to us, so we did the next best thing, we to talked to his mother, Harriet. Harriet explained her son’s inability to agree with anyone, “Marvin never could agree on anything, what clothes to wear, what restaurant to eat at or even what movie to see. Basically, Marvin was a pain in my ass, the only thing he ever wanted to do was to be a dentist and watch that Christmas movie, the one with Hermie the elf who wanted be a dentist. He would turn it off after the Hermie part, but that was the only thing he would watch because none of his 4 brothers would agree to watch it. The only time I see him agree with anyone, is when he agrees to disagree. I have tried to set him up on dates but he never agrees to go out with anyone I suggest, that is when I figured out reverse psychology works wonders on my boy. I found him a great girl to go out with and so I told him I met someone who I asked him to agree not to see and boom he wouldn’t agree and now they are going out next week.”

Marvin actually was not supposed to be the 5^th dentist. He actually just showed up to the testing center and they mistakenly thought he was someone else because he wouldn’t agree to tell them his name. So next time you see a commercial that tells your 4 out of 5 dentists agree just remember their will always be Marvin to disagree and after all the only thing all of them could agree on is that everyone should be using ORL products for their oral care, I guess they love that it is organic.