The Benefits of Narcissism

Narcissism has always had a very bad connotation; however, Dr. River Stonehedgehog has found it to have benefits few people understand. At MPL, we are here to share the research findings:

• Your sex life is self-serving and it is ok for you to scream “I love myself….oh…I love me”
• The compliments your receive are plentiful…..you just can’t help or stop how great you think you are
• You are always the best at everything and know everything about everything….no need for experts…..just ask me and me will answer
• You are to sexy for yourself……mmmmmm maybe not

The research is complete because the doctor wanted to put the research into a state of finality so he can kiss himself……daily!