Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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The Clear Cup

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By Bill Lumbergh


In case anyone wonders, jock straps with a cup are super hip again. They have been re-engineered for protection and this sounds crazy….they are now fashionable and protective.

Dr. Marc Cedarburg (Not MD, but PHD in some bullshit nobody understands) of California finished his degree from Cal Poly in industrial engineering and headed down the path of improving the jock strap and cup. The strap has micro locks on it making it nearly impossible to take it off.  Dr. Cedarburg had this to say, “Yeah, we have had one athlete that took 2 years to get the strap off….his parents had to help him and ultimately the fire department was involved….additionally we have made the cup totally clear…this way everyone can see if it fits and all the zits that should honestly be pubic hair…in any event…it works!”

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