The Election is Over
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The election is effectively over even though it hasn’t started, and Biden is still in office. Trump last week declared he is president and is already on his way to moving back into the white house (we at MPL roast both sides….so relax).
Trump had this to say, “I am in the process of getting my moving truck packed with my blow up doll…I mean blow up bed!!!…..and Melania will be stay back and move in with Eric since they are boffing and I am cool with it…no divorce needed and the money remains in tact with the Trump family office….plus, she doesn’t speak a word of English and not sure Eric does either…this works out perfectly…and yes, I’m president!”
Biden was back in Delaware for the holidays and had this to say, “I am grateful that I have been Chief of Staff for the last 2 years….and my son is doing a fine job as President….wait a second……do I have a son…..and what does any of this have to do with gynecology?”
Taxpayers will be happy since no election count is needed according to Trump. His exact words, “I got you!”
