The Good Doctor!

Hero or pervert? That is the question being asked of Charlie Gunkle age 24 of Newport , Kansas. Charley set up a free breast exam booth at the woman’s march in his city and is currently under investigation by Newport police.

It has come to their attention that Charlie has no medical background and may be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior. Multiple woman have come forward to complain that Charlie gave them a full examination that lasted over 5 minutes each. In fact, Sara Ullman, one of the people who has formally complained said, “Charley spent 5 minutes examining my breasts, at one point he was jiggling them in a very childish manner”.

There are 12 women who are coming forward stating that Charlie may have saved their lives. Carol Prell, one of the ladies examined by Charlie stated, “Sure he fondled me extensively and I am not quite sure how the motor boating helped him diagnose me, but he discovered the cancer and he saved my life”. Amy Warren, another lady that claims Charley saved her life stated, “It seemed weird having him use his mouth to perform the diagnostic test, but sure as heck he found out I had breast cancer and early enough to have it removed…..Charlie is a hero”. The courts may have to decide Charley’s fate but for 12 women Charley is a hero, for the 120 other women named in the complaint, they might disagree.

In streets all over the US you can hear chanting, “Free Charlie”! In fact, there is now new legislation being proposed for people with out an MD to follow the “Charlie’s testing process”. Amazing enough, hospitals have a line out the window of men who want this job. In times when hiring has been difficult, this new role has many people coming forward……….the demand was never expected…perhaps assumed.