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The Greatest Safety Troy Polamalo

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While on the Stealers, Troy Polamalo will go down as one of the best safeties to ever play the game. Most people don’t realize all the injuries he sustained as a player and injuries that have had sustaining affects. He missed 22% of the games he could have played in back in when he was active.

Troy had this to say when we caught up with him, “My biggest concern today is that I think I am going to live forever and that I can fly….I have jumped off several buildings in New York City and in each instance, I was able to fly and land safely to the ground…..no building is too high because I can fly…..one time I slipped 40 stories when scaling a building in Hong Kong that I flew to…..yeah, I flew myself there with my damn arms flapping…..anyways, I landed on my feet with no injury but a broken nail on my pinky….it is amazing I don’t get paid for doing crazy ass shit like that!”

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