NONJOBBY OPENS ITS DOORS
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Paul Richards, like so many, has been working remotely for the last 2 years for a major software company. He recently resigned and decided to pursue other interests. When we met, he explained how he reflected on those last 2 years and realized how good he was at virtually doing nothing. “I am now really good at a few things…..doing nothing all day….sleeping…eating….shitting….mostly jerking off…and eating…and drawing abstract art and crying.”
Paul just launched NONJOBBY Enterprises. The mission is to hire people who are greatly qualified to do nothing. They get paid in crypto currency and ethnic foods depending on their ethnicity. Alan Markowitz, a new employee had this to say, “Finally, I don’t have to buy Costco lox….I can get the real stuff…oh, and the monthly crypto currency is super generous…how the f$%$@ do you convert it into US currency is still my main concern…overall, best job I have ever taken doing nothing!”
The company is on track to be a billion-dollar company in less than 12 months. The candidate pool at this point is nearly the entire US population, so the interview process is super slow.
