The Old Prostate Exam

Thousands of men over 50 could save their own life by doing just one thing. That one thing is, getting a finger up their butt, or in medical terms, a prostate exam. Too many men skip the finger exam due to the embarrassment of thinking about having another man’s finger inside of them. Men can be so homophobic, that they would rather die from cancer, than die from embarrassment. That is where Lady Finger’s comes into place, a concierge team of women healthcare professionals willing to give men prostate exams. Heather “skinny Fingers” Fulsom explained how her company works, “We have woman ages 25 to 50 who will meet you at your doctor’s office and perform a prostate exam. Our fee is an extra $75 for a simple exam, for $15 dollars more we can give you a second opinion. There is a $125 package where we will massage the prostate to completion, cleanup not included. We have already saved over 62 men with early detection and our services are so popular we have men who are getting married late in life who have us do the exam at their bachelor party, they tend to pay for the $125 package.”

This new lifesaving company is expanding across the United States and is even contemplating adding hernia checks as a service. Many people may not recognize The Lady Finger’s name but might recall a company called Cum and Get Checked but after a big misunderstanding they changed their name.