The Oych Gland

The human body has glands that have all kinds of functions. In general, the human body is fascinating and we are always learning something new. Dr. Tom Xeson (Nosex if you read it backwards) conducted several years of research and discovered the Oych gland. The research concluded that when a man gets kicked directly in the Oych gland they become a virgin for life. This mechanism only works for men that have lost their virginity. Here is what Dr. Xeson had to say about the R&D conducted over 10 years, “Holy fffff…I mean Oych…all my married friends with kids were part of the research….I kicked everyone of them in the Oych gland (right behind the ball sack…some of them don’t have balls)…now, none of them want to have sex with their spouse….they also all pee orange now…have no idea what that shit is…I effectively kicked the Oych gland and each of them screamed Oych in every instance…….I taught my son this and he has been kicking his friends in the Oych gland…..they were all virgins before he did that….shit, were wenot supposed to state that James Feinberg is a virgin…to late…..we are learning the side effects for younger people that get kicked in the Oych gland that are alread virgins….for now, they all pee blood…..big deal……Oych!”