The “Past Tense” Fortune
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Dr. David Somtookit of UCLA, spent the last decade, after his PHD, following people all over the country capturing their lives. It was a 10 year story that was all caught on an Iphone.
The 10-year study ended and he launched a new practice in which he told people their past tense fortunes. His clients were the same folks he followed around for that entire decade. Each of them was intrigued enough to understand his practice and willingly paid to be told their past tense fortune. Dr. Somtookit had this to say, “I sat my first patient down…told him he did go through a divorce and his kids hate him since he killed their dog and stuck their mom to the ceiling fan with crazy glue….I did remind them that she is still on the fan vomiting but doing well which they already knew…..I also remind them how their real father smells like shit which they already knew…..ehhh, at the end of the day it’s a good living and growing practice!”
