The Pentagon Makes A Big Decision

After many years of leadership, the Pentagon and all the powerful people who have walked through the doors, the current cabinet arrived at a decision to change the shape of it. We spoke with a current cabinet member who would like to remain nameless and here is what he had to say, “I have no fnnn idea why this every was an issue, however we are now moving from the pentagon to the shape of a  rhombus…..easier to walk around that smelly building with old man breath and the smell of stale farts (is that possible?)……..actually, the rhombus idea was my freakin idea……nobody ever fnnn listens to me…finally I passed something after 50 years of public service!”