Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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The PGA Turns Tides

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By Bill Lumbergh


The PGA has brought great history to the game and memories many of us will have cemented in our brains. Golf has become more than a sport; it has become a “culture” far different than other sports.

Vijay Singh is a legend of the game and continues to play in senior tours all over the country. He is tall….has a fluid swing and still can score as if he was playing on the tour.

His best friend Arnie Levy had this to say, “That prick always fills his score card out before we start….14 pars and 4 birdies every time….then the game ends and he takes my money as well as others….what an asshole!” It has been confirmed by several sources that Singh does this with the Outlaw and various Senior Tours all over the country. The PGA had this to say, “We knew he did it back then…. but he is tall…..looks good on tv…..got us ratings….we made a shit ton in ad dollars when he played….and honestly, genius move for his career!”

We were also told Singh finds it to be an inconvenience to write his score down during the round…says it is far more efficient to write his score before he plays (this is not PGA conforming, a source told us).

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