The Sausage King

By Jack Firestone

Abe Frohman III is sick of hearing that nobody likes to know how the sausage is made. As one of the top sausage producers in America he has set out to change that. He believes sausage has a bad wrap or casing if you ask him.

Abe believes if he can get kids to like the sausage making process, this will change the perception over time. Abe has created a sausage making kids park. We asked Abe about Sausage Link Land and he said, “The best thing is that it is fun for kids and it takes them through the whole process at the same time. The main attraction is Sausy the Slaughterer, where they see the pig getting slaughtered but in a fun and interactive way. They then end their fun at the Carousel of Casing, where the kids ride a sausage while watching the employees casing the sausages. Sure, some parents have complained that the carousel’s sausages look a little phallic and it doesn’t help that we have a partial casing draping the top of them.”

While time will tell as to whether this will work but for those interested, if you bring your kids before 10am you get a free pig in the blanket.