The Steven Seagal Comeback

By Steven Spark

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Wow! Guys I just found out Steven Seagal signed on to make 10 more movies, all of it this year. That doesn’t sound doable, but if anyone can, it’s Steven. And they all sound like winners!

Hard to fill (at the buffet)

Above the cholesterol Limit

Under the radar

Out for hookers

On Shaky Grounds

Marked for AARP

Fire Down Below and without antibiotics

Executive Decision (to look like a pear)

Half Past Remotely Interesting

Driven (straight to DVD)