The Streets……

Life as a hooker is very difficult, you are constantly putting your life on the line to make money off your body. Not only do hookers have to worry about their “john’s”, they have to worry about their pimps getting too greedy. Let’s not forget that these professional sex sellers have to worry about getting arrested and when they get arrested it costs them money for attorneys and time lost out in the field. Johnny Dixxx has a solution to this huge problem for these hookers and explained his new business, “I actually follow the hookers with a camera and lights ready to shoot video at a moment’s notice. I videotape the sexual act, and this no longer is considered an act of prostitution and now is just considered porn. For the John, I charge an extra $50 to erase the material at the end of the performance. Should they decide they liked their showing, I charge an extra $50 and I send them a copy of the video. It’s actually very entertaining to watch the cops charge into a room to arrest everyone and all I do is yell cut and the confused looks on their faces is priceless. I get to yell at the cops for ruining our porn shoot and they walk out with their tails between their legs. I am amazed that the John’s are actually willing to tip me after such an event, which led me to hire fake cops to create such an event and ensure a higher payout. Unfortunately, last week I had the fake cops and real cops show up at the same time and it was a mess.”