The Sun Went Up for Sale

As of today, the sun is for sale. This is still a developing story. Part of the negotiations have included throwing in the moon and possibly the big dipper! We spoke with g-d and here is what he had to say, “How the fff did you find me….also, this is insider information I can go to hell for…wait, I control that shit….anyways, I gotta run…I have another meeting with Abraham….dude is smart and has better hair than Jesus!”