The Writers Guild Experiences Change

By Jack Firestone

The adult entertainment industry has run into some hard (no pun intended or even inferred) times. The adult movie writer’s guild has gone on strike and the movies that they create are in big jeopardy. However, there is good news as male adult star Granite Longfellow has come up with a clever way to work around the strike.

First off, the writers are on strike for many reasons, money being the number one issue and two the benefits really suck. Thirdly and what we believe is the real reason, there is only so much a writer can take on the set as the stars are commonly ruining these writers’ masterpieces. The actors are constantly flubbing the lines and are always adlibbing during takes which really pisses off the writers. A writer who wishes to remain anonymous said “I put in the just the right amount of “give it to me” or three “oh yeah!” But the actors constantly add a few too many “give it to me’s” and a fourth “oh Yeah!” And it ultimately changes the whole story I created. They have no respect for us writers, it’s a shame.” We asked Granite his thoughts and he said “I don’t care what Bob Carmichael has to say, we are the ones who bring their work to life and they are lucky to have us.” Nevertheless, Granite has reached out to writers of children’s stories to help. Turns out these writers have also hit their limit of dealing with kids and what the kids want to read about and are very excited to work with Mr. Longfellow on his projects. The downside is there is a lot of material dealing with mommy issues, babysitter porn, and stepparent sexual material. Good thing for them, this material is very popular on-line and the adult entertainment industry’s numbers are at an all-time high