@TheEleFunMan….If He Tweeted???
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Joseph Merrick was born in 1862 and was known as The Elephant Man for his severe deformities. He lived a mostly sad life and passed in 1890. Too bad Twitter wasn’t around in the late 1800s. Otherwise he could’ve been a viral star, and his life would have been completely different.
One can only imagine what he’s tweets would have been like:
“It’s my teeth isn’t it? People always stare at my crooked teeth. But wait till I get braces and then it’s over for you bitches.”
“My dad said, ‘Sure you have more calcium than everyone else, but don’t let it all go to your head.’ #Thatwascold #Whatadicknut”
“Don’t you wish your boyfriend was a (circus) freak like me?”
“For Halloween I’m going as a politician named Donald Trunk. Do it or nah?”
“Greeting mom and me as ‘Ma’am and Mammoth’? How original I’ve never heard that one before.”
“I’m only an Elephant Man below the waist baby.”
“Feeling subcutaneous. Might delete later.”
