Things to Never Say if You are White

Could it be more obvious when a man or woman is white? It is a dead giveaway that most white people just cannot hide behind being white. Below is a list of things you should never say if you are white:

1. I won a dance contest in 1978 while I was on the show Soul Train.
2. I can dunk.
3. It is so cool to be white.
4. I am white.
5. I can’t help but admit that I am a whitey.
6. My dog hates other white dogs … is my dog racist?
7. Argyle socks are hideous; however I am making wallpaper in my house of an old man at a country club wearing argyle socks and his name is Hank The III.
8. I no longer will eat white bread.
9. I only eat egg whites.
10. My name is Jon White.

The list goes on; however congress is considering putting together a group of laws that will be enforced against white people. It is time!