Things to NEVER Say to Rob Lowe

After further discussion with entertainment “monthly”, we have learned there are several things you can’t say to Rob Lowe and here they are:

1. Nobody cares that you shave your armpits and not your face
2. People on the TV set say you smell
3. Your new name is “Robbie” and not Rob
4. Rob Lowe is your new nickname
5. We told the doctor to keep your cyst and remove your head
6. We told the doctor to consider keeping your head, but make the cyst bigger

Apparently all of these are statements that truly offend Rob Lowe or as we call him at MPL, Robbie!!!!