Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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By Jack Firestone


Ronald Lind of South Carolina loves to prank people. “Thirty-Five years ago, I pranked my father, and I am so committed to this prank that I can’t tell him yet.” Said Ronald. “He is going to be so pissed when he finds out what I did was a prank.” Ronald thought it would be funny to pretend to be gay and come out to his father. His father’s reaction Thirty-Five years ago was disbelief because Ronald had always been a ladies’ man.  Ron was so committed to this prank that after 5 boyfriends, he got married to an actor he paid to help him with the prank, and they have been married ever since.

Ronald had to give up the prank just 2 weeks ago when he found out his father Al had been given 3 months to live. Turns out he had pancreatic cancer or so Ronald thought.  AL, told MediaPub.Live  that he actually faked the diagnosis just to make Ronald give up that he was pranking me this whole time. “You should have seen his face when he told me he was pranking me about being gay. I said that I knew all this time, we had a big laugh and then he cried, and we said goodbye. Unfortunately, now I need to plan a fake funeral because, you know us Lind’s, we love a good prank.”

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