Throttle

Elon Musk has decided to take car making in a whole new direction. He has decided to to create the first rocket fueled vehicle to throw a wrench into the automotive industry. Gary Berlinsky chief designer officer for Elon’s new rocket powered car company named Throttle discussed the new car, “This car will go from 0 to 450 miles per hour in less than 6 seconds. We have no clue as to why Elon wanted to create this car but he pays me good money plus he has what he calls F*ck You kind of money to fuel these crazy endeavors. The car is not street legal, nor will it ever be but we already have orders from 6 billionaires. We have tested the vehicle in the desert. Thank goodness we used a self-driving mode because you could have seen the explosion from space. We are currently testing a Throttle car that can fly and unfortunately for the chimp we used in testing we haven’t figured out how to get it to comeback without burning up when it re-enters the atmosphere. Rumor has it that he tried to get Zuckerberg to do a test drive/flight with the new model, but he turned him down.”