Throwback Thursday

We often hear the term “Throwback Thursday” used loosely; however the state of California has brought something to the state legislature that has passed as of last Thursday. It is called “Manson Throwback Thursday Guillotine”. From now on, in the state of California….all folks that have committed murder, will get euthanized by a guillotine.

The governor had this to say, “Just when you think our state is so ffffd up we do this…..it is nuts, however lets be real…this is pretty funny and screw those Charline Manson wannabees…..plus, now the social feed is going crazy with all these cool videos we put up every Thursday….yeah, the legislation allows us to record and post!” The amended law states, “Record and Post For Charlie”. The law goes into effect for Throwback Guillotine laws immediately.

His sisters son Chuck Manson had this to say, “My Uncle was nuts, however I am stoked about my booming online merch business that came about from this throwback shit….we make shirts that say “Big Daddy Charlie”….if you look closely, you can also see in the fine print it says “I’m Not Related to Charlie”.

The state of California is no longer bankrupt due to the revenue brought in from the merch business. Chuck had one last comment, “Yeah, I give half the revenue to the state and the rest goes to Susan Tate’s family….I don’t need money….I am walking to Fairbanks, Alaska…yeah, Alaska Alaska!”