Tiger Mini

Rumors are abound that Tiger Woods is set to start up a National Mini Golf League to compete with Pickelball leagues that have taken this nation by storm. Rupert McGillis, self proclaimed best friend of Tiger talked to us about this exciting new endeavor saying, “Tiger’s back is so bad that all he can do now is putt and he loves the limelight. So Tiger feels that if he starts this league he can dominate it the way he used to dominate the PGA tour. He also thinks he can eventually sell it to Liv for billions later. We talked about doing this over a few beers at a golf club bar and his ideas were amazing and perverted. He thought that setting up unique shaped courses was the way to go and then said how cool it would be to have a hole where you have to putt through cleavage and into a woman’s mouth. Then he got a lot more perverted and I won’t say what the next hole’s hole was supposed to emulate but lets just say he wanted it surrounded by a bush. He can’t wait for this to take off because he misses the days when he could hook up with all the girls, in fact, he says he misses the girls from the Shoneys the most. Anyway, look for next year or two when Tiger starts to put the mini golf courses across the country. I think he wants to name it the Golf Cub, referencing baby tigers, either way it would be a good time to practice your putting for when these open.”