Tiger Woods Quits Golf

Tiger Woods had decided to quit golf and open a chain of brothels around the US and in France. This was a big decision by him and his investment managers. We had a chance to speak with Tiger and here is what he had to say, “I love golf……and other things…..the chain of brothels will help drive revenue into states that are bankrupt…might repair some marriages……..and it should make the balance sheet look better for Trojan……even better, there is pizza parlors at every location…..Pizza and Sex…..who doesn’t want both….thanks for the interview….heading to the library with my kids….do libraries carry Playboy?…..asking for a friend”.