Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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TikTok Changes Formats

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TikTok continues to grow at a rapid pace. Nobody can deny the entertainment value and the opportunity to drive revenue for many online companies. However, they are now changing the format due to the change in business climate post covid. All TikTok video’s now have to be 8 hours. Not less….not more….exactly 8 hours. Any of the subjects in the video have to be willing to sit or lay in the same place for most of that time. TikTok has noticed post covid most people have gotten unusually lazy. We spoke with a TikTok exec and here is what she had to say, “Through our research we know that if someone watches a video that is 8 straight hours they will get up because they will be out of their fnnn mind….this may help get people motivated again to shower….work….and be productive…once we help the general population we will revert back to short snappy clips….the next 6 months are going to suck ass because of these long dumbass videos…then again, I haven’t moved from my couch in 1 year….I had catheter put in so I can piss with out getting up….I actually tried peeing with a catheter standing up…..it can be done!”

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