To fight flailing ratings NBC goes all in on new reality show Roman Gladiators

NBC Universal, in partnership with MGM, has announced today they’re moving forward with a full-series order of a new reality show called Roman Gladiators, inspired by the historical games and the popular 80’s hit, American Gladiators. Roman Gladiators will feature twenty-four participants of various ages, ethnicities, skillsets, and backgrounds, who will vie for the grand prize of being the champion. The winner of the show will get to return home to America, and with $100,000 in their pocket and the newly created Maximus Decimus Meridius Award to boot. The kick-off of the show will feature twelve matches as participants will be randomly paired up against each other, with a single weapon or tool of their choosing. Once they’ve selected their weapon, they’ll be forced into the arena and an un-timed fight to the death will ensue. After the field of twenty-four is trimmed to twelve, we’ll have six more matches, where participants will now be allowed two weapons and one piece of armor. The six winners of those matches will face off against each other, and will be allowed the use of a chariot and long spear, with another three participants moving on after dispatching their opponent. The final three will face each other in a battle royal, with an optional appearance by a pair of live tigers. When only one contestant remains, they will then face-off against a real, battle hardened warrior for the grand prize. The show is expected to be the highlight of NBC’s post football Sunday night time slot, as well as, an additional re-airing in prime time on Monday evening. When asked why NBC would have a show featuring actual death, Corie Henson, head of reality television had this to say, “Look, audiences need real action to get engaged. We’ve seen people blown up in movies. We’ve seen people beat up in the UFC. This is just the inevitable evolution of sports and television. We’re giving the people what they want. Death, mayhem, and destruction. And it’s live. And it’s historical, educational even. Friggin’ unbelievable. Of course all of our participants sign a health waiver prior to taking part in the show, so NBC cannot be held liable for any injuries or deaths that occur. They know what they’re getting into. It’s going to be a great time. You’re not going to want to miss this.” Hulk Hogan has expressed an interest in hosting, but rumor has it that Russell Crowe is the studios first choice. Additionally, numerous human rights organizations have expressed concerns about potential safety issues with the show, but have not brought forth any formal complaints. No Romans could be reached for comment on any potential cultural appropriation issues.