Tom Brady is Fat

Tom Brady has been an elite player for many seasons. He was a budding star in college at U of M who defied the odds at the college level and clearly has in the NFL. His regiment and diet have kept him in the game for seasons beyond his age. Today, he is on a crusade to get fat. At MPL, we had a chance to speak with him and here is what he had to say (tough to be in a room with someone so large), “I want to get so fat, that I become beyond recognition….not going to lie, I love pork and beans…..you can never be to fat is my new slogan……..I also always wanted fat guys clothes and really want to win the hot dog eating contest in Coney Island…I am competitive…….screw Chestnut…..no chance he can beat me or outweigh me……excuse me as I go take a massive shit (again)!”