Tom Cruise Death Wish

Tom Cruise’s release of the newest Mission Impossible has led to the leaking of some crazy inside stories about the making of this epic movie. One of Tom Cruise’s stunt coordinator’s assistants shared the secrets behind Tom and the movies success. Karl Dangerman stunt coordinator assistant shared the following, “If the stunt wasn’t dangerous enough Tom wouldn’t do it. We had him jumping off a motorcycle into a valley and he would only do it if there was a chance for him to die. I feel as though Tom has a death wish, but he insists he just wants the film to look as real as possible. Even the sex scenes, he insisted on it being real and with no condom, I mean he is just asking to get an STD. He has already started working on the next Mission Impossible film where he wants to take a mini sub down to the Titanic to retrieve a hidden message. He wants to even name the sub the Titan 2, he is that crazy. He is so intent on making his films look real that in one scene, Tom wants to jump off a cliff on a horse, but PETA has yet to allow him attach a parachute to his horse despite Tom’s pleas. I fear for Tom’s life, should he get what he wants and executes his next greatest stunt where he is a teacher in Florida trying to teach this pronoun shit. “ Rumor has it that Desantis and Cruise have been dating and have stepped away from Scientology and both are in the process of becoming ordained rabbis.