Tom Cruise…Extreme Hide and Go Seek

Well, hide and seek has always been fun for the kids, but David Foundhimself realized the game needed to be changed and made it exclusively for adults. His ideas were a massive reach for the game and have gotten him all kinds of scrutiny. The main premise is to hide in unusual places….once found…..you have to appear dead up until the funeral services. At that point, you burst out of the casket to let everyone know it was a prank. He has many celebrities playing the game and paying hefty dollars to be part of this ridiculous prank. Tom Cruise had this to say, “Look…no doubt scientology is ffffd up…then again, I am, but I am not…when you are good looking, nobody cares how messed up you are…at least that is what I tell myself…..so, I hid in David Miscavige’s hair  (founder of this prolific religion) for like an hour…..then he shook his head and thought he found a dead bug…it was fnnnn me…..he tossed me in the casket…I woke up…buzzed around and stung his ass…..man I’m funny…show me the money Jonathan Lipnicki…..human head weighs 8lbs my ass..mine is like 50lbs…more than my thighs!”