Tom Cruise Starts New Religion

Tom Cruise in his quiet absence of Hollywood founded a new religion. We had a chance to speak with him and here is what he had to say, “It all starts with unleavened bread……all my Jewish friends say everything in religion and digestive problems starts there…..solid foundation…..I meant solid foundation of shit…..Also, all men must hold their nose when they speak……no idea why……in this religion, nobody believes in reality….cursing is a sacrament…..and lastly, you must procreate with out having sex……and most importantly explain to your parents and grandma how you had kids with no sex!”