Tonsilitis Not Real

The medical world has been turned upside down over the weekend as a result of the newest discovery.  The newest discovery is that tonsillitis does not actually exist and never has.  There is a whistle blower who has opened up with MediaPub.Live to expose the truth. Mrs May Kupsalotofstuph explained, “The truth is tonsillitis has been a money maker for two industries this whole time and these two profiteers have kept their mouths shut while opening your kids mouths to pour in the profits. It’s pretty obvious that surgeons have been benefited from these easy to do surgeries for over a two hundred years. In the early 1800s and before, Ice cream makers were making a killing selling their delicious cold treat. Unfortunately for them, refrigeration, pardon the pun, froze sales and profits as people were able to store the frozen treat and did not have to continually buy the product. It is at that time that Ice Cream companies reached out to Dr. Rips M. Offerman and devised this clever scheme where a kid who has a sore throat, needs his tonsils removed but gets the benefit of recovering with ice cream a win win for the surgeons and ice cream makers. For over 200 years this devious plan has worked but I needed to spill the cookies and cream sort of speak.  I have had to change my name as a result of my whistle blowing because I have been receiving death threats, one even said I would be sent to the creamery in the sky. It seems as though they are crying over spilled milk, but the truth needed to be exposed. If you don’t believe pleas reach out to my friends Jerry and Ben. On another note, the selfish pricks at Baskin Robbins have a 32^nd flavor that they won’t share with the public.”