Top 10 NFL Rule Changes For Next Year

My MediaPubLive Posse & Bill Lumbergh

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1.     Any injured players must be left on the field as obstacles. 

2.     All kickers and punters must wear high heels.  

3.     Touchdowns of more than 35 yards are worth ten points.  Field goals beyond 50 yards are 5 points. Hell yeah!

4.     If you have an animal in your team name, you have to use that as your long snapper.

5.     Every team will have 1 “Bradygan” where you can ask the refs to undo the turnover and try again

6.     “Omaha” will still mean that the QB is changing to a much better play and they only have 3 seconds left.  “Oklahoma” will mean that the QB is changing to a play that’s just “OK” and they only have 5 seconds left. 

7.     No more ties, if after regulation and overtime they are tied, the coaches wrestle for 3 minutes

8.     One legally blind ref must be on the field at all times 

9.     Every NFL player must have a press conference on whether they ever masturbated or not.

10.   Due to the NFL’s support of non-binary Americans, there will be no more 0s or 1s on any team jerseys.