Tour of Italy

I had never been to Olive Garden before, because I heard they microwave their food.  But I finally went there for the first time.

I didn’t know what to order so I asked the waiter for his advice.

Waiter, “Is this your first time here?”

Me, “Yes.”

Waiter, “Then I’d suggest The Tour of Italy.  You get like 3 entrees and you still get the soup, salad and breadsticks.  So, you get to try a little bit of everything.”

Me, “That actually sounds good.  OK!”

So later, the food comes and I try a bite and it’s COLD!

When I see the waiter again, I complain and say, “Hey man, I just took a bite of my food and it’s cold.  There were ice chunks in there!”

Waiter, “Oh I’m so sorry, what did you order again?”

Me, “The Tour of Italy, like you suggested.”

Waiter, “Oh, well that’s why…  You know that some parts of Italy are really cold right??”

Me, “……..”

Waiter, “……??…..”