TP Tech

As we all get older, the proverbial colon screening creeps up on us. As we approach middle age, more health tests and screenings approach us. TP Tech has developed a colon screening where you don’t have to meet up with the doctor. It can all be done remotely and provide results quickly. Additionally, there is some very good data capture that comes from this diagnostic.

Each sheet of toilet taper has a mini camera that takes a picture of your shit or your gross wipe. Some of the data capture includes:

• Where you wiped
• Total weight
• Color
• Tolerance and texture
• If there is matter that needs further tests

Bill Bigpooh had this to say after realizing this test helped save his life, “I am sorry…this is an invasion of my asses privacy….as for me….this idea is unreal….mainly because it is my invention and I am making a shit ton of money!”