Trump to Clone Himself using AI

Donald Trump has hired some of China and Russia’s top AI and scientific minds to create a clone of himself in anticipation of facing jail time from one of his upcoming criminal trials. Based on the constant stream of serious charges against him, Trump may ultimately need 3 or more cloned Donalds to serve his sentences. Sources say that Trump, a known haphephobic (fear of being touched), was unwilling to provide any of his own DNA needed for the cloning process, but reportedly provided DNA from sons Barron and Don Jr, as well as daughter Ivanka. Some will recall Donald has often shown an inappropriate level of affection for daughter Ivanka, so he may create a female clone that’s unable to object to him “grabbing her by the crotch”. Apparently, even Donald does not want any of son Eric Trump’s genetic material to come near him. Why choose Chinese and Russian scientists? If you have to ask…