TSA Changing Rules at Airports

The “pat down” procedure has been an important process to guarantee danger never makes it way into the airport. However, as of late…..many people keep returning asking for another pat down and making personal requests as to where the pat down should take place and for how long. We spoke with retired pilot (84 years old) Timothy Skiles and here is what he had to say, “No chance I am taking the blue pill anymore….I fly as often as possible at my age….no, not for the travels…….but rather for the pat down……yeah, the pat down is worth 30 seconds, but I always ask for 8 minutes……I am not a sick old perverted man….just desperate….. yeah, I love to fly …..well, sort of….I mean…well, more pat downs just means more chances and it’s not cheating!”